I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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