got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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