Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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