you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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