the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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