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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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