idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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