scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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