They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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