He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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