What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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