He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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