Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I stole a fireplace last night.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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