would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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