Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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