My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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