Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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