: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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