i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
A bitchslap is in order.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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