I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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