She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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