I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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