he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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