And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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