Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
