I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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