Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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