talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
