So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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