sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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