i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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