Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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