Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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