erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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