Whod you bang
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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