Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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