***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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