Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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