so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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