ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
A+ Viking dick
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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