S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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