Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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