So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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