I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
