just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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