Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
