Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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