My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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