I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
plz talk dirty to me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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