i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I could fuck to npr.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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