You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
where does the pee come out of this thing
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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