Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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