For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We need to get me chipped asap
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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