My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
