I just threw up on my dentist
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.