I think i sorta joined a cult last night
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.