Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I think i sorta joined a cult last night

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet

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(347): View more from New York

Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude

(650): View more from California

So your saying just a blow job?

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(207): View more from Maine

You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?

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(845): View more from New York

Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.

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(650): View more from California

New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.

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(559): View more from California

I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.

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