Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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