Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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