real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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