you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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