I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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