Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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